Tuesday, January 26, 2010

She got JOKES!


Ok...so those of you who know me, know that if something is corny I would probably think its HILARIOUS! When your around kids, funny things happen!  Little Bonnie had me cracking up just over her laugh!  Here are a few cute kid jokes I thought were pretty fun to share:

-What kind of dance do you do on a trampoline? 
          ...Hip-Hop!

-Why is 6 afraid of 7?  
          ...because 7 ate 9!

-Where does a turtle go when its raining? 
          ...A shell-ter!

-What do you call a sleeping bull?  
          ...A bulldozer!

-What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?  
          ...10 after 1!

-What was the pirate movie rated?  
           ...aRRRgh!

-How can you make seven even? 
          ...remove the "s"!

-Why did the cookie go to the doctor?  
          ...Because it was feeling crummy!

Do you have any kid jokes to share?  Please do!

Thanks for reading!

Danielle Hall

1 comment:

  1. How do you make a tissue dance?
    Put a little boogie in it! :)

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